Blood On The Page

Sachin Tendulkar - Ooh let me finger your pages!

Well, I talked about it and I even asked my publisher whether it was possible, but finally someone has got round to publishing a book that contains human blood mixed in with the pulp. According to the BBC, a special edition new biography of Indian cricketing star Sachin Tendulkar will contain drops of his blood, its publishers have reportedly said.  Ten copies are being printed containing a signature page mixed with his blood that will sell each for $75,000 (£40,000) each. This is the ultimate in memorabilia collecting that I have written about and I just want to say I told you so. Some people want to have a physical connection to someone they admire through owning and touching the objects that are imbued with psychological essence.

When I asked my publisher about doing the same for SuperSense (now re-titled, “The Science of Superstition”) they thought I was crazy. More importantly I am not a sporting legend like Tendulkar. It may have just seemed a bit gross. In any event I did have a stamp made up with red ink that contains my essence. So some of  you who proudly own such a rare copy which I have personally signed with this special stamp, could in principle have me cloned at a later date. One problem that the publisher’s may not have considered is that such books containing human tissue may violate strict regulations without a special import exclusion. There again nobody knows what cricket is in the US.

One of the good things about blogging and Tweeter is that people keep sending you stuff and I just got this from @AbrasiveShrub. Thanks – keep sending me more.

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8 Responses to Blood On The Page

  1. jacarandamimosifolia

    OK, so he’s done blood, you could still do sweat and tears for your next book…

  2. brucehood

    Why stop there?

  3. Now, would wanting to have a copy of your book with the stamp – not because of wanting to have your essence, but because of wanting to have a copy of a book about essentialism with an essentialist twist to it – make me into a metaessentialist?

  4. In 1977 the band Kiss mixed their own blood into the red ink used in their first comic book (which I own – gah!). http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/kissblood.asp
    In 1997, the ashes of late Marvel comic book editor Mark Gruenwald were mixed in with the ink for a special reprint of Squadron Supreme.
    http://articles.latimes.com/1997/aug/29/news/mn-27069
    Those are two I can think of off the top of my head. I’m sure there are others.

  5. brucehood

    Lene, that’s brilliant info… must use in my next interview..Guess, I was not that original. Thanks for dropping by.

  6. Sam

    Hey Bruce, how U doing lately? That was always like this. you know, athletes and people wander around sports have always been more influential than scientists, philosophers and knowledgeable people such as you.
    So, U tweet, aren’t U? interested in NEWS from Iran and their quest to democracy and freedom? add me up @samIranian
    have a good day

  7. Ooh goodie. I have a Bruce Hood red stamp. Now where do I go for cloning?

  8. Bruce, saw this today on BoingBoing and thought of you – you can have ashes pressed into vinyl records! http://www.andvinyly.com/

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