Obama Warns of Alien Invasion

obama-ufo1With Bush, it was Zombies, but we now discover President Obama is similarly warning of invasion but this time from aliens. Canadian speech recognition expert and former CBS radio producer Jon Kelly has subjected a recording of Barack Obama’s inaugural address on the steps on the U.S. capitol on January 20, 2009 to reverse speech analysis. This is a fool-proof technique for uncovering hidden messages and famously exposed Led Zeppelin as disciples of Satan. This is because Verbal communication happens on two levels. There is ‘normal’ speech, we are all familiar with it – and there is ‘covert speech’. Covert speech happens simultaneously to normal speech, outside of our control on an unconscious level. When we talk, the unconscious mind complements the conscious mind with statements embedded in reverse in the forward speech. These statements can be made audible by recording the forward speech and then playing the recording backwards.

Applying the same reverse techniques, Jon Kelly analysed the following section of Obama’s address

OBAMA INAUGURAL ADDRESS: “We are the keepers of this legacy. Guided by these principles once more, we can meet those new threats that demand even greater effort – even greater cooperation and understanding between nations. We will begin [to responsibly leave Iraq to it] s people, and forge a hard-earned peace in Afghanistan.”

What he really said was this:

“Knows power of alien saucers”

If you don’t believe me you can check this for yourself here.

It is amazing how the human mind can discover significant patterns and hidden messages where there are none!

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15 responses to “Obama Warns of Alien Invasion

  1. Hmmmm….

    More than a hint of aural pareidolia about those backwards song lyrics.

    Have a look at this link, and it might put them into perspective, as well as giving you a bit of a giggle. I nearly fell Orff my chair laughing at this one.

    http://tinyurl.com/c426vl

  2. Ram Venkatararam

    While “knows power of alien saucers” is compelling, it just doesn’t have the same pop as some of the lines from Obama’s forward speaking speeches.

    If I were him, I’d fire my backwards speech writer. The guy is a hack.

  3. Who is this Alan Saunders bloke, who has all the power anyway?

    I think we should be told!

  4. Ram Venkatararam

    I believe Alan Saunders is a zombie.

    It all comes full circle. (crop circle perhaps?)

  5. brucehood

    NobblySan… I cried with laughter.. literary cried.. sheer joy!
    Heh Ram did you check out the tins and rubbers piece?

  6. People really are taking this whole ‘Man in Black’ thing waayyy too far!

    In much more terrifying news, I just accidentally saw a photo of Ann Coulter on a news site. Can’t believe you still don’t believe in brain-devouring zombies, Bruce!

  7. Anonymous

    This is so ridiculous it blows my mind. Talk about reaching.

  8. ron

    *** 7111475114***obama is a man who travels the cosmos with a special group of scientists from different living rocks and is hear to make a important adjustment for humans survival with no interruptions of beliefs or routines (friend of the president pass)

  9. Look, all of you are thinking this is bull just because simple that you are all as ignorant and arrogant as you are. Easily dismissing anything you are not ready to believe or understand. Youre as sceptical as Scully is in the X-Files, you will only believe what you see. Well here’s something for u REALIST out there.
    Remember that Micheal Jacksons song “This Is It” Ever tried playing it backwards ? Well why dont you do it. Youd be shocked, as he was actually leaving a message for his children hidden in that song. His death is pre meditated. He just wanted to quit the biz and live the remaining of his life in solitude and away from it all. You can clearly hear him say, ” this are the clues, miss me, can you hear me” You can watch this proof in a youtube video. Go see, listen to it and get shocked.

    So yes, leaving hidden messages in speeches or songs has been done for years, most Audio experts know it exists. Even the military units has been passing such messages like this through the media during ever since the world wars. Howd you think the Allied forces won against Hitler? think abt it. Its real and it really exist. We used it in our own programmes. We did it this way to eliminate any possibility of miscommunication.

  10. Fred

    @AudioXpert101

    You fucking morron. You dont have any logic proof about anything. Leaving a message in a backward song? Are you fucking crazy? Those are fat gamers that live in mom basement who and nothing better to do. Seriously, stfu and die. Go believe in ghost and all the rest.

    Or watch south park season 6, Episode 15. You may learn a lesson. Lol.

  11. brucehood

    Come on Fred, try to keep some composure. Anger is not the way. Heal the world as MJ would say ;)

  12. Nick

    Look, ghosts or spirits or different frequencies and parallel universes are real and whilst there will always be skeptics they will eventually all be wrong otherwise what’s their purpose. Science is the basis of our understanding of the universe and time and time again it has been ridiculed but time and time again it has proven itself as as fundamental as the universe. Unfortunately our human brain is still cat himg up and growing new neuro pathways and further strengthening the connection between both our hemispheres (left and right), the importants of this can’t be overstated as it is our next step in human evolution. To understand the universe hollistically not dualistically. Does life exist on other planets that rotate around hundreds of billions of stars in our Galaxy? Not to mention the hundreds of billions of other stars in the billions of Galaxies there are? I think you’d have to be quite mad to say not. So being belligerent or arrogant about something none of us has an answer for is a bit on the ‘I’m a tosser’ feel. Finally, decifering hidden messages by audio reversal sounds far fetched and as of yet not scientifically proven. Does it work for all audio or just important speeches/ songs? I agree our brains are amazing things and our waking conscious is only a small part of us as beings, with the sub and unconscious minds the bulk of us.

  13. Anonymous

    you’re all fag’s

  14. scott

    Can i get the last two minutes of my life back. Even nutjob alex jones has more interesting stuff

  15. Anonymous

    wov we have a lot to learn from other beings from other worlds. firstly the energy we use. secondly if these beings turn up what favours would they want of us in exchange for what they give us ie technologies we havent got.

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